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Worst pickup lines?
| 22 votes
- Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
- Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
- Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
- Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
- Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
- This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine.
- Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
- Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
- Got one thats even worse? Comment!
Cutest pickup line?
| 18 votes
- Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
- If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
- If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
- I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
- Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
- I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
- You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
- Got something better? Comment!
Do you thank people for faving your work?
| 12 votes
- Always!
- Never.
- Sometimes...it depends on my mood and/or what they faved....
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I love how you used the word utopia... It's one of my favourite words xD